Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for October 16, 2015
What's the point of giant particle colliders? You can't feed the hungry with them, you can't cure cancer with them, you can't stop poverty with them! I agree! That's why I think we should scrap the Eiffel tower for iron, quarry the pyramids, and turn the Statue of Liberty into copper wiring. I'm not sure that's- Sorry, can't hear you. I only listen to noises that might save babies.