Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for July 24, 2015
Who are you?! Your mirror image from a mirror universe! Oh God. Is this one of those things where it turns out I'm the evil one and you're the good one? Nah. Look, you're just sort of average. Nothing extreme. No mountains to make valleys, so to speak. Like, you sit on the couch every night watching TV. I lie in bed all night watching movies. You like egg salad, and I like potato salad. I work a not-so-bad job and you work a not-so-good job. Now I'm depressed. Not a lot though, huh? Nah, not really.