Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for June 10, 2015
Why'd you do it, dad? Why'd you make me lose at science fair? I didn't. What?! Remember when I said I bought you bad instruments on purpose? Yeah? And remember when I told you I'd brought in genius kids from China to compete with you? Y-yeah? And remember how I said I had a magic talisman that made science fair judges hate you? Yeah... Son... I didn't do any of those things! The failure was in you! It was in you all along!