Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for February 12, 2015
Every time a human invents time travel, she goes back in time to stop Hitler. This had an unintended consequence. Mein Fuhrer! How are you so good at fighting time travelers? Practice. In the year 3000, we give up. His kung fu is too powerful, even for our tauon beams. But a new problem appeared. Citizens of the galaxy! We are being invaded by time travelers from the end of eternity! At which point, a historian has a horrible realization. Only one man can stop them. This is the worst movie pitch I've ever heard. Because of Hitler saving the galaxy? Because it's not based on a pre--existing franchise. But I take your point.