Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for December 27, 2014
Dad, how do I know if a girl really likes me or just wants me for my body? Like any other binary situation: perform a task to eliminate one possibility, then except what remains. Soon... I'm coaching myself in macerated worms! Aaah! Hey! Do you still wanna discuss what kind of music we both like? Shallow.