Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for November 08, 2014
You can tell the body was poorly designed by evolution. I mean who puts sanitation next to recreation? Damnit! Charles Darwin? Where else is it gonna go? Huh? You wanna poop out of your hands next time you're trying to throw a spear?! Are may be viewed like to push wet solids out of your feet while running from a predatory?! No. Then you want it on your upper torso? You want to have to pump digested food up an extra 10 centimeters just so you can have an open hole into your body cavity?! N-no! Then where ya gonna put it?! Huh? Where are you gonna run a huge extra tube through an exposed part of your body just to avoid having your poopy near your weewee?! Huh? I don't know!! I don't know!! Natural selection is a tinkerer not an idiot! Okay, okay! I'm sorry!