Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for March 30, 2011
Armstrong says, "So you won't unionize unless I agree beforehand to give you a raise?" Rudy says, "Fair's fair." Rudy says, "I'll let you play out your fantasy of being a union buster during a period in which the American public has turned against organized labor." Rudy says, "You can humiliate me by refusing my demands and publicly haranguing me. In exchange, you secretly agree to a 50-cent-an-hour pay hike." Armstrong says, "25 cents and you publicly apologize for the collapse of America." Rudy says, "30 cents and I don't clean the bathroom after the monkeys use it."