Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for March 19, 2011
So Rudy Park is under new management. Universal Press Syndicate, a fancy company that distributes such features as Doonesbury, has taken over syndication of Rudy Park. What's this mean to you? Oh, things are going to be so, so, so much better. Everyone gets a new car and all disease will be cured and, at Christmas, ham!* *(None of this is true) Also, the handsome and witty feature creators, Darrin Bell and Theron Heir, will be treated to foot massages each day as they wake up to see the comic in a dozen new newspapers. Randy says, "Nothing's actually going to change, is it." Mort says, "I'd love a new bullhorn!" Sadie says, "Pipe down, coot. Nothing's changing."