Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for March 02, 2011
Mort says, "How did you get rich? Everything about this is a mystery." Sadie says, "You don't want to know." Mort says, "Sweetums, I do. Nothing you can say will make me love you any less." Sadie says, "I inherited it from Barry Goldwater." Mort says, "Tell me there's another Barry Goldwater." Sadie says, "Just the one who ran for president and left me a fortune."