Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for February 15, 2011
Boy says, "How come you're sad, Rudy?" Rudy says, "No reason. Boring adult stuff." Boy says, "Okay." Rudy says, "My girlfriend and I split up." Rudy says, "I really liked her, but our relationship just kind of evaporated. It was mysterious, y'know?" Boy says, "Like how when I ask you a question you don't answer, but when I sit silently you pour your heart out?" Rudy says, "No comment."