Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for December 16, 2010
Mort says, "Guess who I am?" Man says, "A stick figure with a cone?" Mort says, "I'm the American public infrastructure, gaunt from lack of investment and starved by no-tax ninnies." Cartooning Tip #1: When your illustrator goes on vacation, turn lemons into lemonade and stick figures into metaphors! Mort says, "I'm Mort, otherwise known as the skin-and-bones public school system!" Man says, "I'm ravenous for you to stop yelling at me."