Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for November 19, 2010
Mort says, "I've got seven signatures on my petition to force congressional elections every six months." Rudy says, "Signatures?" Mort says, "Two are not precisely signatures but paw prints from monkeys. And one person thought they were signing a petition to legalize pot." Mort says, "Politics sometimes forces you to use means that justify righteous ends." Mort says, "Would you like to sign a petition forcing the government to give people free iPads?" Rudy says, "Oh, heck yes!"