Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for September 18, 2010
Sadie says, "For health reasons we'll be watching only two hours a day of pre-election TV coverage." Mort says, "Oh, snookums?" Mort says, "How sweet. You're so worried about me getting overly taxed by intense political debate." Sadie says, "Pshaw! That pipsqueak Olbermann gives me hives, and Hannity is so physically hunky and so amazingly stupid that he confuses my hormones." Sadie says, "I'm talking about my health, geezer!" Mort says, "Too late, old bag! You just admitted you love me as much as I love you!"