Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for June 26, 2010
Ask Sadie Dear Sadie, What do you think of younger men? -kl *(Actual reader letter) Ask Sadie at firstname.lastname@example.org Sadie says, "Depends. Younger men have strong jaws and rock-hard abs, but they're missing the sexiest thing:" Sadie says, "They're not crotchety jerks, set in their ways, willing to argue about anything and say totally stupid things." Mort thinks, "Hey, doesn't that foul old wretch realize I've got rock-hard abs and a steel jaw?!"