Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for May 14, 2010
Sadie says, "I love your blouse. Where'd you get it?" Employee says, "Wait a second." Employee says, "You're stalling. You're holding up the line. You're? you're that woman who did this last year downtown!" Sadie says, "Too late. I've been standing here 2 hours and 12 minutes!" Employee says, "What?" Sadie says, "Personal record! Bite me, suckers!" Employee says, "Save me, Fedex."