Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for April 01, 2010
Mortkey says, "You want me to dress up like Darlene, Rudy's unrequited love, to try to steal his lip balm." Sadie says, "Roger, soldier." Mortkey says, "It's patently absurd. I can't look like a 30-something female lawyer." Sadie says, "You forget that this is a comic strip." Sadie thinks, "I'm an evil genius." Mortkey says, "Gross. I even smell like a lady!"