Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for March 12, 2010
Randy says, "You're in love with a monkey at the zoo?" Mortkey says, "She doesn't speak or understand words. She's not half-human like me." Randy says, "So how do you know you like her? Real attraction is based on an emotional connection, and? and..." Randy says, "Did you hear that? Let me say it again: Real attraction is based on an emotional connection." Randy says, "Interesting. Doesn't sound right. Does she have a sweet booty?" Mortkey says, "The sweetest."