Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for March 08, 2010
Last Week, Rudy and Mortkey made a late-night raid into the local zoo to abscond with panda hairs. The aim? Armstrong says, "Introducing: The Panda Mocha!" Armstrong says, "It's espresso, chocolate, peppermint, cumin AND a dusting of panda-hair extract!" Person says, "No way. Really?" Armstrong thinks, "Take that, coffee king and your paltry eggnog latte." Person says, "Give us panda mocha!"