Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for February 05, 2010
Rudy says, "You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple." Man says, "Precisely." Man says, "Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies." Rudy says, "Emotionally." Man says, "Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies." Rudy says, "Doesn't that only benefit you?" Man says, "Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone!"