Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for January 14, 2010
Randy "The Rock" Taylor's new unified theory of picking up chicks: You've got 20 seconds to get her attention before an e-mail, text, phone call or tweet interrupts. Randy says, "Hey babe. I've got huge biceps, a sweet hybrid with fold-down seats and an iTunes collection with the year's hottest smoochin' music." BEEP! Woman says, "Hold that thought. I've got an incoming call." Randy says, "Interesting. Make that fifteen seconds!" Woman says, "Pardon? Were you talking? Wait, incoming text."