Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for November 12, 2009
Dan says, "We've got some ideas for co-hosts for your radio show. A former basketball player, a member of the Kardashians, a?" Sadie says, "Hold it." Sadie says, "I pair up with nobody. I don't share. I don't ask for other people's opinions. I don't tell group jokes. I am all powerful!" Sadie says, "The only co-host I'd ever accept is someone who understood he was there only to be fodder for insults about his perverse love of consumerism and new technology." Dan says, "I'm listening." Sadie says, "I'd like to be able to dress him in humiliating costumes."