Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for November 10, 2009
Dan says, "Sadie Cohen?" Sadie says, "Is there a fire?" Dan says, "I'm Dan Johnson. From corporate. I need to talk to you about your radio show and its falling ratings." Sadie says, "Are you smoking a stogie? Got extra?" Dan says, "No. It's fake cigar smoke. It's ominous, and underlings tend to expect it - going back many years." Dan says, "The smoke machine lets me keep up the old-timey image, but with no cancer risk." Sadie thinks, "This ends badly."