Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for August 06, 2009
Rudy says, "I'm miserable. I find no joy in the idea of buying new things." Randy says, "You're better off than some." Rudy says, "How can you say that? New gadgets are my whole reason for living." Randy says, "True." Randy says, "But there's someone else who is equally invested in your geekiness. And she's taking it worse." Sadie says, "If I can't hate him and his gadgets, what's the point of living?!" Mort says, "You call this living?"