Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for May 27, 2009
Rudy says, "Rudy Park, citizen journalist." Mort says, "Impressive." Rudy says, "Scoops are my business, the Internet is my medium." Rudy says, "My just cause is keeping government and corporations honest through impartial and dogged? um? and?" Rudy says, "Is that a new iPhone? Awesome!!" Mort thinks, "Oh brother."