Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for April 15, 2008
"Hear ye: Tickets are now on sale for the cage match of the century." "Sadie Cohen versus Rush Limbaugh." "The ornery octogenarian versus El Rushbo. The Geriatric Jihadist versus the Weapon of Mass Destruction." "The born promoter versus the public pocketbook." "I'll pay any price to attend. Any!"