Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for May 16, 2007
"I'm sorry I made fun of your weight gain, Mr. Gore." "I've been too busy to exercise." "I've been traveling, speaking, trying to raise awareness about this scourge of global warming." "The planet's health is very important, sir." "But who cares if your abs aren't tight?" "I'm not getting through."