Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for April 03, 2007
"Starting today, I am expanding my award-winning radio advice show to cyberspace." "if you want advice, send me an e-mail with your question to firstname.lastname@example.org. If I'm inclined, I respond right here or on www.rudypark.com." "I will do my best to treat your questions with the disdain and ridicule that you deserve." "Don't be shy, you @#$% losers!" "Now that is what I call a marketing message."