Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for December 12, 2006
Transcript:
"Secretary Rumsfeld, I'd be honored if you'd come consult for me after you leave the government." "I don't consult. I take charge." "Beautiful. I want you to streamline and modernize this coffee house like you did for the military." "Do more with less." "Slash waste, cut unnecessary personnel. Make this the most efficient cafe operation the world has ever seen." "I've died and gone to heaven." "First we eliminate the coffee."