Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for November 30, 2006
"I read your personal ad. So you're a 'whiny, obsessive gadget freak.'" "Well, I..." "I've finally realized what I need in life is someone who's obsessed with something other than me." "It's because I'm filled with self-hatred." "Is that the new Motorola T86 flip phone?" "This should be a very healthy relationship." "He's rubbing her pager."