Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for April 01, 2005
Transcript:
"Staggering cosmic question: Would bacon taste as good if you didn't know it was bad for you?" "Give me a break. Is this what you waste your time thinking about?" "With all the war, poverty, the deficit and the... the..." "It's a stumper." "We talkin' crispy bacon?"