Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for October 29, 2004
"Tonight, we talk to an undecided votor. Did Rudy Park convince you that the Bush daughters are hotter and cooler than the Kerry daughters?" "Definitely. But then again, I thought the Bush daughters were awesome all along." "But sir, aren't you undecided?" "Oh no. I'm a commitment phobe." "Love the Bushes. Couldn't get inot a long-term relationship with 'em though."