Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for April 19, 2004
"Rudy, as you know, I like to fire you periodically to keep myself sharp." "Uh oh." "Don't worry, I've moved beyond that. I'm not going to can you." "Instead, I've brought in a celebrity to do the honors." "Who gets the axe?" "Donald Trump." "Let's commence the firing."