Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for February 26, 2004
"My friend, youa re looking at the new ipod, the state of the art music player. It's got an amazing feature." "I'm not your friend. Second, lemme guess this feature: it's expensive, hard to use or an unnecessary upgrade over the one you bought six months ago." "Nope." "When I use it, I can't hear you." "%$#@ technology!"