Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for December 29, 2003
"What can I get you?" "An attainable goal." "Something I can actually cross off my list instead of having it haunt me EVERY SINGLE DAY." "Face it, I won't lose 15 pounds, quit biting my nails or stalking Brad Pitt and sending him pictures of me wearing only shoes." "It's New Year's Resolution time." "Ok, maybe I'll quit biting my nails."