Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for January 10, 2003
"Let me get this straight. There's a new reality show called 'cannibal' where the idea is to get eaten? "Check." "It's the next logical step-someone willing to die for notoriety and cash." "Who in their right mind would do such a thing?" "'Cannibal' Application" "our ship has come in..."