Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 13, 2021

It’s probably the dumber antelope that see the sign, say “Huh?”, and slow down a bit to ponder it.

That’s just my thought. I could be wrong.

Is that one lion Smoking a pipe? I love that!

Wait! I think that’s Brett Michaels smoking the pipe! It must be another episode of “Poison In Africa” on VH1.

“Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!” Works for mammals too, not just dinosaurs.

Funny that some folks find reality disturbing.

Typical. The lioness does all the work and males just stroll on over after she makes the kill. Some might find that disturbing.

In my head, the lion had a British accent.

How many of us read that lion’s voice in British? Just sayin….

I’m just wondering how she was working that spray can.

………and he ain’t a lyin’, they do strike without warning!

Once watched a clip about 5 lionesses attacking a wildebeest. Four of them had him on the ground and were holding at different points. The 5th one didn’t like something one of the others did and started a fight. Soon all 5 were fighting. The wildebeest just got up, shook himself, and wondered off like nothing had happened. That’s the only time I’ve ever seen the dinner win.

Well, you know old chap. Circle of life and all that.