Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for November 18, 2000
Transcript:
Rose is sitting on the floor beside a can of paint and a partly painted wall. She has a paint roller in her hand and thinks, "I'm a miserable, useless, worthless, hopeless failure at all do-it-yourself projects!" Rose continues to think, "All except one..." Rose thinks, "And self-pity doesn't count!"