Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for March 18, 1999
Transcript:
Rose and Pasquale eat hambugers at the kitchen table. Rose says, "Pasquale, please bring the ketchup from the fridge! I believe you're closer!" Pasquale walks under the table. Rose waits. Pasquale holds the ketchup and walks under the table to his chair. Rose thinks, "The shortest distance between two points depends on how short the traveler is!"