Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for October 31, 1997
Transcript:
A law in Connecticut made it illegal to open a restaurant without designating a nose blowing section! Hooooonk Ed Haberman of Tampa, Iowa, has over 1300 oil rags collected from service stations around the United States! Sgt. Cyril Jones, attempting to parachute into Sumatra, crashed into the forest and was suspended in the trees for 12 days- but survived by eating fruit brought to him by a monkey!
The rule of thumb is that you can go without food for three weeks. Twelve days is just monkeying around.