Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 01, 2016
Rip Haywire: I'll try to be slower. Man: Quiet yer squirmin'! Yer throwin' my mudering arm all out of whack! Nice try, Lawman! But you're about to get a complimentary bullet from the Highwayman! Cobra Carson: Got 'em! Voice: Good thing dollar sniper is open 24 hours a day! Rip Returns a captive bridge to her new hubby! Man: I'm so glad you're safe! If we hurry, we can still make our honeymoon brunch at Chili's! Breezy: So has all this adventure put you off... Rip Haywire: Marriage? Chili's probably. Breezy: Neither! I was going to say being the sheriff in Starlight. Rip Haywire: Lady, I just hope the next villain has a better smelling hat. Hey, Carson, wait up!