Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 30, 2016
Breezy: Don't worry, Rip. I'm sure there will be other assignments better suited to your extremely explosive standards. Rip Haywire: Not if our new boss has anything to say about it. He thinks my skills are outdated. Breezy: Then I'll be the breadwinner in the family and you can take care of our babies, diapers, etc... Rip Haywire: Those are not the kind of explosions I prefer, Breezy.