Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 21, 2015
Breezy: Mama Luau, I'm really falling for Rip Haywire. I wish I knew if he was THE ONE! Mama Luau: Hmm. Let me check with the spirits. Hula-mooka-pooka! Hula-mooka-pooka! Rip Haywire.... AIIIIIEEEEEEE! CATAPOCALYPSE! Changed life as we know it! World Bender! AIIIIEEEEE!! Other than that, he seems like a decent enough guy.