Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 20, 2015

Transcript:

Breezy: I'm the foxiest pilot in the south pacific! Rip should be so lucky! TNT: That's a laugh! Breezy: How can I make him notice me? TNT: You have to show him that you're dangerous. Go in there and tear him away from Cobra! She's probably trying to kill him or something again, anyway, so you'd be doing everyone a favor. Breezy: I'll do it! I can kick butt and take names, too! He'll have to love me! TNT: Just don't mention any names-specifically, mine. Voice: Ok, there's a secret passage into the castle that I can take this boat through. Rescuing Rip will be a snap! Breezy: If Cobra puts up a fight, I'll make her look likea real pirate: toothless and missing several appendages. TNT: She's no cream-puff, so watch out. Breezy: I can't believe I'm doing this. It's like prom all over again! TNT: Wait! Breezy: No, TNT, you can't talk me out of this! It's going time! TNT: No, could you just bring me back some of the castle's plum brandy? My cocktail's getting low. Voice 1: What if you can't lure Haywire here? Pirate Queens aren't exactly low-maintenance if you know what I mean. Voice 2: Ha! I'm all he thinks about.