Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 09, 2015
Rip Haywire: Stop threatening this innocent woman, Woeful, or you'll never use your threatening hand again! Mr. Woeful: You have no idea what I'm capable of, Haywire. . Rip Haywire: I think I do... You were smuggling blood diamonds by hiding them inside antiques. Molly bought a lamp with diamonds before you could... so you poisoned her. How am I doin' so far? Mr. Woeful: Your summation technique lacks the sparkle of Jessica Fletcher! And you can't prove any of it! Tommy: Um. Not to interrupt, but you are threatening to kill me with the same poison. Mr. Woeful: Mere coincidence!