Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 10, 2015
Rip Haywire: MadDog? It's me... Haywire. MadDog: Rip?! Rip, get me out of here! Cow: Moo! Moo! Moo! Rip Haywire: Crud, the alarm has been sounded! Run! MadDog: Rip, my calves are fried! The rogue amish have had me churning butter for two straight days!