Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 09, 2015
Woman: This is the farm where your friend MadDog Ironguts is being held prisoner by the Rogue Amish. Rumor has it that they are making him do hard labor. TNT: Not... quilting without thimbles?!? Woman: And worse... Rip Haywire: I'm comin' for yah, MadDog, and I'm taking you and as much hand-crafted cheese and jams as I can hold.