Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 23, 2014
Horse: Hurfff? Rip Haywire: It sounds like R.J. is getting talked into a fight by a crazy girl. Where does he get it from? Horse: Huffity-huff? Rip Haywire: I can't do anything about it... except the odds if need be. I'm here for the girls' locket, Oaktree McGee. Fork it over! Man: You wants it, you gots to fight all of us, Runt! Horse: Hurf! Hurf! Hurf! Hurf! Rip Haywire: I said even the odds! Five against a Haywire is still even.