Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 28, 2014
Highwayman: I can't believe that chin with a badge took down my ugliest underling! What's a villain gonna do? I'll clobber him when he climbs up the ledge. Well, well... He must have wimped out or fallen. I'm a little disappointed. Rip Haywire: Not as disappointed as your Mom is in your sense of fashion.