Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 27, 2014
RIP faces off against a villain's nasty henchgoon! Rip Haywire: Patience, grasshopper. Man: Yow! Rip Haywire: And... move. Man: You monster! That was my frolic-hand! I can still take you! Rip Haywire: You'll have to learn how to frolic with your other hand. It could make you a better player! Man: Y-yes (whimper) sir.