Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 26, 2013
Cobra: My nobe is still bleebing. You pack quite a punch for a skinny redhead, breeby! Breezy: Gosh, I'm sorry, Cobra. Rip: Got no time for nosebleeds! Tahiti Jones has TNT! Master: I mean it, Haywire! Gimme the wishing tiki of I will snuff the snausage king here! You have 24 hours to bring the tiki to me on the island I've marked on this map! TNT: Rip, he means it! He's been feeding me generic brand dog food! Rip: That man is a monster!